So whenever I want s’mores for breakfast, I have to break graham crackers into a bowl and add marshmallows and bits of chocolate by myself. Kellogg’s apparently makes Smorz cereal, but I’ve never seen it at my grocery store. General Mills put it out in 1982 and it was discontinued for good in the late 90s. Featuring crunchy graham cereal squares wrapped in a chocolatey coating and marshmallows, Smorz debuted in 2003, but it was discontinued in December 2013. It was like Golden Grahams but was dressed up with deliciousness like sugary Styrofoam thimbles (aka their version of marshmallows) and chocolate. has announced the return of Smorz cereal, the third time the cereal has been introduced by the company. One of the best ones that my mom never bought me was S’mores Crunch! It was s’mores in a bowl. Yeah, you do.”Īll this talk about cereal has got me thinking about cereal (imagine that). Discontinued Kellogg's Smorz Cereal 8.4oz. As smoothies and breakfast sandwiches get all the attention on the dance floor, dusty cereal is sipping a Long Island Iced Tea on the sidelines while saying to itself, “Fuck those young tramps. You still got it. Bitch, get paper bowls! Bitch, get those single-serving cereal things at Costco! Bitch, keep cereal alive! While some experts believe that cereal is dead to da grave (copyright: Funky Dineva), Kellogg’s, of course, believes that cereal will soon make a triumphant return. Cereal clean-up is just too much for their delicate asses. They’re confused by cereal and they don’t want to strain their bodies while doing extremely hard labor like washing the bowl in the sink afterward. Many millennials apparently like to stuff already-made smoothies and breakfast sandwiches into their lazy mouth holes in the morning because it’s easier. The New York Times published a survey that found that 40% of millennials can’t with cereal because they are lazy! However, the golden era of cereal has long been over and it’s because the young tricks of today don’t get it. We are so much damn cereal that the cereal companies couldn’t keep up and even though a new cereal came out every 15 seconds, it still wasn’t enough. We ate so much damn cereal that many of us are still shitting out chemical marshmallows that took decades to digest. Cereal sales are reportedly falling every year and those lazy millennials are to blame! Us children of the 80s did our part to keep the cereal industry alive and well.
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